Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 16, 2022

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    The devil is always in the details

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    The Wizard should start a joke shop.

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    Well it did do what you asked it to do.

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    The Wiz is a literal kind of guy.

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    profbob  almost 2 years ago

    WOW! Sir Rod went right thru, even the arrows don’t.

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    The Wiz loves to mess with Rodney.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Just like the old idiom says: "Be careful what you wish for (or ask for), you might actually get it – just not in the way you meant it or wanted it.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Fits Rodney’s talents.

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 2 years ago

    “I think he got the point” ~ James Bond in Thunderball……

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    mkd_1218  almost 2 years ago

    Be careful what you wish for…

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But I didn’t think that Rodney had a needle nose.

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    cubswin2016  almost 2 years ago

    I guess that this is what you get for cheating.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He needs to put targets all around the castle, then sprinkle some of that on the huns.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    I know I saw this same gag in the old Parker & Hart Wizard of Id!

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t think that counts, but maybe…

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Next time, be a little more specific, Rod!

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    dcdete.  almost 2 years ago

    Today’s lesson we learned is that when you are asking a Wizard for a magic spell, you have to be more precise in what you ask for than even an Ikea Instructions Guide Book! “Take ah thee nut we call Gunther three Bee and attach it to bolt named Ivan 21 Zed.”

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    The power of the words, it’s how you say it that counts. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    J. R. M.   almost 2 years ago

    Good thing it wasn’t the eye of an actual bull.

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    potfarmer  almost 2 years ago

    First strip to make me chuckle all day.

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    flagmichael  almost 2 years ago

    This one actually made me laugh!

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 2 years ago

    better a target than an actual bulls eye

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    When Wiz is a literalist…

    I have never respected Wiz so much before in my life.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    Dare I ask where the bow and arrow landed.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    I hope he was the last archer to shoot.

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    yip yip yip   almost 2 years ago

    Play on words. Reminds me of a time long ago when a friend and I were riding inside an elevator. There were just three of us inside the elevator: a woman (didn’t know her), my friend, and I. I was mentioning to my friend I kept my kids in a kennel when they’d bad. I also send them to the kennels for their meals. You could tell the woman was getting perplexed. The final straw for her was when I told my friend I made my kids bark for their meal. She started to verbally tell me off, but my friend spoke up and said my kids are canines. The look on her face was priceless. Yip yip yip yip yip

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Uuummmm, Wiz? The potion was a BIT strong….

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    Vandy  almost 2 years ago

    The first rule of magic in literature throughout all time: Be VERY specific about what you want.

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    blakerl  almost 2 years ago

    “hip hip hooray” The crowed went wild. “hip hip hooray” Encore! Encore! Do it again Rodney.

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    mfrasca  almost 2 years ago

    To add insult to injury, Rodney also failed the urine test.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This could create a whole new means of getting the troops into the battle field. Who needs horses when you’ve got magic arrows.

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    kaystari Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So, that massive thing in his backpack is a giant arrow? All these decades I thought it was a spear!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 2 years ago

    BE MORE SPECIFIC when dealing with magic.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 2 years ago

    Wiz has wicked sense of humor.

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    The arrow Rodney. The arrow

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    Calliope22471  almost 2 years ago

    Should’ve been a bit more specific in that request…

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This one nearly made me snort chardonnay out my nose……..

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    Peterh778  almost 2 years ago

    Words choice, sir knight :)

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    alikgator  almost 2 years ago

    The jury is still deliberating…

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    SamSevenDT  about 2 months ago

    Another Redraw

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