Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 15, 2022

Student Grade Spinach. Should Popeye be worried?

Student Grade Spinach = Soylent Green?!

Sometimes Wallace’s logic is impeccable. This isn’t one of those times but still.

Will the colors make Marigold jealous?

Gotta love Wallace’s optimism…

Rose has keys to the utility closet? I wonder what else.

“The world is going all to heck and it’s going to be glorious! Pass me the porcucorn.”

Does that sign mean Will Henry is breakdancing…?

Porcucorn power!

I love Wallace’s imagination!

Derivative science, you’ve got it, Wallace.

Hmm. There was a porcucorn at my grade school. The janitor, Mr. Tully, had made a thick leather saddle for it. He used to ride it to school everyday. Its name was Feathers.

Too much sugar in Wallace’s cereal today?

Geez, why would something like that even exist? Unicorns are dangerous enough as it is. I mean really, you have to be a pure of heart virgin to even approach one so how many of those can there even be in today’s world? This is getting too intense, no more fantasy novels for a while.

should ROSE be worried???

Hard to argue with that logic.

For the same reason, he could be thinking Bigfoot is there

Rose is hip. She’s hiding it from Wallace.

Seagull is apparently sensible enough not to show up here!

Sounds logical to me…..

Reminds me of a guy I knew that said he had a 50% chance of winning the lottery. He would either win or he would lose, 2 options, must be 50% chance of either.

It looks like the wiring run in a network closet.

Good logic!!

Kid logic.

Wait until the porcucorn flexes his Popeye muscles.

I like Wallace’s logic.

One day in elementary school our teacher commented, “Did you ever notice that we have spinach with lunch every time they cut the lawn.” Student grade spinach