The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2022

And you may say to yourself, this is not my beautiful radio station.

It all started with a germ of an idea.

Don’t get started on “The Cramps”

They play the Molding Stones, the A-cwho and of course Coldplay.

Anthrax coming up after this friendly message. "What will you do when you can no longer feed yourself?…

KFLU appeals to snota-loving, go-for-Baroque, pundemic-inspired, Germ-manic music fans everywhere! :-)

this is dedicated to all the Mary’s, you know who you are.

I especially like the songs from side one of Pink Eye Floyd’s Dark Side of the Flu album: “Spew to Me”, “Barf (in the Air)”, and “On the Runs”

I think I’ll just “Runaway” from this station!

Next up the Amoeba 5 and their latest hit “Dysentery Blues”!

whatever you need …we gotcha covid

their program is nothing to sneeze at…

“The Cure” – BANNED!!

I’ve got the Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

Okay. Enough talk. Let’s hear some mucus.

My Staph will have your tickets at the door.

Poster on the wall, Play that Funky Mucus

" Coming up we’ve got ‘Short, Sick People’ by Randy Pneumonia."

Play some Moody Flus, please. Their Nights and Nights and Nights in White Satin is a classic.

Do they play any Leech Boys? I love their California Hurls song.

“My Corona” will be played on nostalgia hour.

Come for the cartoon – stay for the bad puns. :-D

Caller number 5 just split!

KRUD for the guys that got the vaccine.

5 puns in a single panel! Stephan Pastis is grinding his teeth about now!

The comments section is great this morning.

WOW. Those jokes are PACKED IN THERE! . . . Bravo!

“Clap for the Wolfman.”

Not a Robert Smith fan.

Stay tuned for Johnny Fever. (I can’t believe nobody beat me to this one.)

And now some Paul McCartney with Amoeba I’m Amazed.

DJ Ralph here, up next, Germs Brown with his funky classic Cold Sweat!

The DJ is a pig. Look at all those food vacuoles. And. probably can only keyboard one pseudopoda at a time

On the holiday playlist at KFLU is “It’s Getting to Look a Lot Like Syphilis” by The Spirochaetes.

Take the Floyd tickets!!!

Up next, Bon Jovi, Bad Medicine.

Don’t forget Intravenous. (Would that someone would come up with the full parody. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y)