Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 23, 2022

Really well tanned

“Little thingy” had me worried for a second.

What is the metal inside those pop up therm-timers? I assume it’s not lead (melts at 600+ F).

I was bound and gagged without this comic strip

I guess the risks of melanoma are not a concern of his at this point.

When my thingy pops out.. women and children run away.

not gonna get much of a tan, or sufficient browning with all those feathers in the way.

Better remove the feathers first…

I’m beginning to relive icky 60’s and 70’s horror flicks. Vincent Price didn’t do it.

That just means he’s excited.

Ouch……