Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 11, 2022

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All the news that’s fit for gossip. We’ve heard that one before… Tag, your it!

Is Maury still a thing…legitimate or not?

Airing your dirty laundry causes gossip….oy

Rodney, you wouldn’t have this problem if you hadn’t told her to

Lay, lady, lay

Lay across my big brass bed

Lay, lady, lay

Lay across my big brass bed

Whatever colors you have

In your mind

I’ll show them to you

And you’ll see them shine

Lay, lady, lay

Lay across my big brass bed

Stay, lady, stay

Stay with your man awhile

Until the break of day

Let me see you make him smile

His clothes are dirty, but his-

His hands are clean

And you’re the best thing that he’s

Ever seen

Stay, lady, stay

Stay with your man awhile

Why wait any longer for the world to begin?

You can have your cake and eat it too

Why wait any longer for the one you love?

When he’s standing, in front of you

Lay, lady, lay

Lay across my big brass bed

Stay, lady, stay

Stay while the night is still ahead

I long to see you in the morning light

I long to reach for you in the night

Stay, lady, stay

Stay while the night is still ahead

And THIS is why they are Fired By Limerick!