Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 16, 2022

Isn’t it funny that these days “research” is equivalent to “read one or maybe two articles found by Google”? THIS guy at least is doing real  research.

He was certainly hands on.

Does that mean that he is pro freezing-to-death?

Fire Bad!!!

Now do you believe in anthropogenic global warming.

It took early cannibals generations to perfect the barbecue.

Don’t be such an ash-hole.

With all technology there is a significant operator error factor.

He shouldn’t be anti-fire. He should be anti-user error. Learn to use fire safely and responsibly: Just like firearms. Please note: his unsafe use of fire resulted in firearms (arms on fire. It’s a joke son.)

It was the hot topic of the day.

I bet you feel like an ash now, eh?

He should have read the User Manual.

There comes a time when empirical data gives the clearest answers…

Theory + Practicum = Knowledge

Knowledge + Application = Experience

Experience + Time =/≠ Wisdom

This is what happens when you skip apprenticeship training.

And scorched a little…

He got all fired up, and regrets it now.

Don’t give up since you’ve learned what not to do.

Hot tip. You are not the s’more.

Fire good, careless idiot, not so much