Strange Brew by John Deering for November 17, 2022

There should be a civil rights group for mascots, to demand that they be treated with the respect that they deserve.

Did somebody poke too hard?

But the Doughboy is clearly heard giggling, as if he enjoyed being goosed. At yeast he should have risen up and complained at the time. Where is his proof? Is he a gluten for punishment? Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven.

That’s what he gets the dough for.

He would know. He’s a Proctologist.

Now he has a place for his phone.

Dough girls think his act is stale. He’s always poppin’ off and getting fresh with them.

Doc, how long will it take for the print to go away? I’m so depressed!

Please, no PDAs on when I pop out of the tube.

Looks like a case of ‘Low Y’. Time to get him a yeast supplement.

Yeast infection. :)

This is the only doctor that would see him. The rest were all gluten intolerant.

He might knead some therapy for that!

He now has an inny instead of an outty

He’ll be okay. It only hurts when he laughs.

But he is so just darn cute, you can’t help hearing that poke the tummy laugh…..