Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 23, 2022

There is a turkey here, but it’s not in the oven.

Don’t forget that they met at Starbucks first for Pumpkin Spice lattes.

“…in my creative writing assignment!!”

I am pretty sure that the teacher knows that idiot is not spelled with an “A”.

His little sister and Sally must be old friends. He may get a one legged “A” but for the two legged variety, he’ll need to do his own work, without his little sister’s help.

She is very smart!!! Send her to “Back to B.C.” Comic, if she can solve that problem she gets an “A”.

What he doesn’t know yet, is that “A” will be for “Awful”.

In truth, if you needed a butter churn in those days you already had one and it was built to last a lifetime.

How old were you before you noticed the sales were always on items you seem to have lived without quite well? If they were badly needed, they would not be building up in inventory.

Fact Checking…a lost art

And after purchasing, they kept seeing all these banner ads for more butter churns.

Don’t forget spinning wheels and remember A is for Amazon.

You’d think that, by this time, he’d know better than to trust her.