Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 10, 2022

I stopped months ago. I’m not even here now or the same time tomorrow.

I’ve never read Frog Applause; I just occasionally comment on it.

Another love-to-hate-er. A prodigious purveyor of petulance.

…aaah…

…just when you think campaign ads are over…

…this guy puts ‘a-dick’ in addiction …

…I just come for the pictures…

…he may look like me…

…but he isn’t me…

…tu claudus in Porcus…

…(which is Greek to me)…

…hmm…

…“Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.” …

…and it’s not even Veteran’s Day, yet…

…Veterans Day?…

…Veterans’ Day?…

Politics are poop-a-doodle.

This isn’t O’Hare. You don’t have to announce your departure.

It looks so easy.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I’m going to stop reading Frog Applause at some point too, along with everything else. I’m not immortal, as far as I know.

Every morning it’s the same old thing.,.

I have more fun than a Swift meat packing house.

Thumbs up for Nana’s luvs and cleanliness…

Hello Bill Cosby and Jello…

Rockin

pneumonia and the boogie woggie flu.

Roll on Daniel Boone, shooting the moon.

The frogs are up in arms over this one oh I mean frog legs.

Why you Lane brain I oughta but Susie you’re my snoozy.

Still here, merde de taureau notwithstanding.

Meh, I’m still here in all my noisome glory.

…geez…

…if this were Twitter…

..’weed all be fired…

Head for the roundhouse, mother,

they can’t corner you there …!

Can’t stop, won’t stop. Brakes went out years ago. Disgrace is just another word for nothing left to lose. Wait, I’m not sure what that means, but I won’t be held responsible for what I type here. I’ve got plumage in my eyes.

I swear I never read Frog Applause. Honest. It’s a lie.

“Eternity is a long time to think about what you should have done.”

Electronic sign in front of St. Teresa of Calcutta.

Nevaaaaahhhhhh!!

It’s like tobacco. You don’t exactly know why you do it but withdrawal is hell.

Lame-moo or maybe lamoo?

LI-DA-LA !

I stopped reading “Frog Applause” for one day. My withdrawal symptoms were physically painful and the emotional trauma… it was, well, er, emotionally traumatic. (Hey, a bit of lameness took me over at the end.)

Uhh, no, you did not specify a date secure for carrying out your little threat. Besides, we who follow the LAME LINE as dispensed by Sister know that reading Frog Applause is, albeit mentally challenging (or was that “mentally challenged”?), like visiting the Eagles’ Hotel California: https://tinyurl.com/4n6nf2vu

One guy stops reading and the rest will have none of this.

Monkey see monkey do monkey pee monkey poo.

Or when you’d start again?

Vet Day, seasons in the sun…

The gentleman pictured is a victim of window pain.

Look Into My Eyes, You Are Getting Veeeery Sleepy…

Did he get those Hypno-Glasses from the back of a comic book? I wonder which one? Probably a lame character like this…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG_StVnTCqo

Day 2. What a load of bull….