Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 01, 2022

Couple of bros training for the big game!

Kaz looks like he’s about to enter Mr. Universe competition. But what’s up Gil’s sleeve?

Number one dad, number two to Pedro.

In all reality , it’s very common for men your age to suffer from ED, why don’t you see your doctor . He can prescribe something to put the lead back in your pencil . Thanks Kaz , are you still taking steroids , you look great !

P3.5 “Right after we take this break for a cold, refreshing Hoo!”

P2.5 “ Sneaking up on you? It’s more like it’s been bludgeoning you with the present piling on since July.”

“Hey Gil, you wanna touch my Star of David that I got when I was circumcised and converted?”

Very warm day in December in Milford? Thanksgiving time we were in the 50s around here, but now you wouldn’t catch me without a hoodie at the very least.

December 1st and Coach Meat is shirtless doing speed work with GilPa. Kaz previously expressed regret over steroid use and his barbed wire tat, yet he proudly struts today like a peacock. My question is when did the big lug get dumped by The Internet Ninja?

Obviously Hank has never been to New England in December.

Rather than training, a couple of bros who won’t actually be playing in the big game might want to invest their time in developing a game plan for Tech that involves more than the Thorp Special and hitting the gas.

Why couldn’t it have been Day 51, HooDaD? Or maybe some extra zeroes after the first 50?

I’ve yet to see any clue to the monster Gil created. Why would he blame himself? Complete puzzlement would be the only normal reaction.

Dad? For getting the kids out of the sweatshop after all these years?

cringeworthy

Is that a bullet hole or Star of David that Kaz is sporting in P2??

What is Gil blaming himself for? Abandoning the kids? Shooting for second place? Being lame?

P 1.5: “…oh…I’m not blaming myself…I’m blaming you…that’s one of the reasons I keep you around…”

P1- “Mimi should have matched your socks right out of the dryer.”

P2- Well in about nine months you’re going to be #1 GRANDDAD.

P3- A new Loofah drill?

Good eye on the socks.

So, here’s the plan. We coach the kids not to hate Luke if we beat him.

I’ve pretty much given up on the strip, but still enjoy the daily comments.

Gil better not wear that shirt around the Mandelbaums. Or it’ll be go time

P 4: “…we’re actually gonna’ be there…”

Surprised nobody commented on Gil’s awesome ventriloquism act in P3. Throwing your voice while drinking water, very difficult! And speaking of difficult, what’s not difficult is reading Mopped Up Thorp. All you need to do is go right here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Darn that cheap tee shirt place we used. It was supposed to say “#1,000,000,000 Dad”.

We’re gonna do something a little different for practice today(as he finishes his cold beer)