Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 18, 2022

I was never into Christmas movies.

I love it - of course they all seem like 12 days

And then there’s the Dakotas…

Oy! I’ve given up Hallmark movies!

Sloooow, sickening sweet, predictable and BORING! ☹️

Hallmark Channel, commonly known as the We Beat A Dead Horse Channel. Even the Chicago Bears know that if you run the same play and the other team stops it, to try a different play.

Wrong. A real Hallmark title would include the word “tradition” too. One movie last night used the word nearly a dozen times over just a few scenes.

“Have a seat. Running time is twelve days.”

Ahm… yah… I think I have something better to do. Like chisel through the stone cold soil to prepare it for Spring planting. And then I have a dentist appointment…

“In Montana”, but filmed in Vancouver. With cotton batting on all the trees and bushes.