Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 24, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Which character has made forty-four times in the Macy’s TG parade? Methinks Santa Claus.

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    Pickled Pete  almost 2 years ago

    Two old winos were talking about the days when they pass…

    1st wino says, “If I go first…will you pour some wine over my grave every day?”

    2nd wino says, “Sure, you bet! But do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first??”

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    Daniel Givens Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Happy Thanksgiving! An extra biscuit & gravy for everyone!

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    James Wolfenstein  almost 2 years ago

    You can sell your kidney but they don’t do transplants because it’s forbidden by Ahlaha… :D I never know where the “Hs” go… :)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    But can you sell your left knee, your right knee, or your wee… oh, let’s not go there.

    Take care, may born again censor Paul “I Gave That Movie Three Thumbs Up” Reubensord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Julius got free and then saw to it the pirates were all killed. You don’t fool with a Caesar.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  almost 2 years ago

    Believe it or not, Philadelphia’s Thanksgiving Day parade is the oldest in the U.S., predating Macy’s parade by 3 years.

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    jmcenanly  almost 2 years ago

    For a comic strip that’s been out of production for over 22 years, Snoopy really gets around. He’s currently on Artemis One, which has just passed the Moon and is now on a distant orbit.

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    Nala the Great  almost 2 years ago

    I just want to wish eveyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING! And that’s no joke!

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    LAFITZGERALD  almost 2 years ago

    I seem to remember that Julius hunted his captors – and promptly had them executed according to the trivial history I often pick up by chance!

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    zodal  almost 2 years ago

    After the liberation of Caesar, he prosecuted the pirates and crucified them.

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    magicfever495  almost 2 years ago

    To all my RBION friends,

    May y’all have a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving.

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    weh99  almost 2 years ago

    oh shut up

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    Of course ol’ Julius was upping the ransom because he intended to defeat those pirates as soon as he was freed. He did, and kept all the booty his friends used in ransoming him.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    “Redime te captum quam queas minimo.”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve been sharing cooking duties today, so my contributions will be brief. (The bread pudding and pumpkin pie are excellent, by the way.)

    I shot my first Thanksgiving turkey this year.

    Scared the heck out of everyone else in the grocery store.

    Unfortunately holidays sometimes bring out the worst in family groups. So, …

    Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings…One by one…

    As each relative goes home.

    How do you win an argument with your family this Thanksgiving?

    Click the ‘End Meeting’ button.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you, One and All.

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    And the kidney is usually extracted without the consent of the owner.

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