Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 25, 2004

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New Merchandise for the Fall -- Dinkle the Unlovable Loser! He's such a loser... He's not even lovable! Dinkle: *Sigh* nothing ever goes right for me. I killed a prostitute in Honduras... ...After I paid her pimp. I <3 pets Prosecution of acts of cruelty against them is rare! By mistake, I mailed my NAMBLA application to MBNA... ...And I ended up with a 9.9% APR credit card. Dinkle: What are you staring at? Yeah, that probably is urine. What's that got to do with selling me firearms? Kiss the Methamphetamine Cook Dinkle on the road