That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 17, 2022

“When I said bring crabs, I did not mean those kind of crabs!”

The girls are fighting over the loofah again.

Marge is large and in charge, and she’s not going to let anybody borrow her comb without asking.

Early Only Fans shenanigans!

Naked wrestling.

/// Some nude bathers here play with a crab.

One’s not shy, and is willing to grab

a hard-shelled crustacean

with no reservation,

and thrust it toward her sister’s flab.

The daughters of Zeus known as The Three Graces had no need for sun blocker lotions, because as goddesses they didn’t get sunburned … Although there have been countless mortal men who had offered to apply it.

The goddesses Euphrosyne, Aglaia, and Thalia

Romp on the beach sans their regalia

To show their Graceful nude forms

Is not against public norms

It is, after all, Australia.

we’ll see who’s going to clam up.

Cat fight! Cat fight!

Having lived in the South for many years, I can’t help but look at this and think “Those Carolina girls sure know how to party!”

“That’s my fit bit!”

“Life’s a beach !”

Two naked Parisian baigneuses/

With wonderfully rounded “cabooses”/

Cavort en plein air/

Without the least care/

Pierre’s dealt us a pair of “douces”!*

*)As in “Irma la Douce”)

Of all of the works of Renoir/

This one is the best by far!/

I prefer his baigneuses/

To Degas’ danseuses/

Or Monet’s famous “Gare St. Lazare”..

“Selma, stop hitting yourself.”

The new union contract gave quite the upgrade to coffee breaks

French version of Gilligan’s Island.

Renoir had a thing about nude women tussling. See https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pierre-Auguste_Renoir_-Two_Nudes_-BF154_-_Barnes_Foundation.jpg and https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Renoir-bathers-in-the-forest.jpg!PinterestLarge.jpg for a couple of examples.

After 17-year-old Charlie, made his first wish he really wasn’t if needed the other two.

If she has crabs then Mr. Happy will look elsewhere for satisfaction.

Gives new meaning to the word NIPple.

Forget the mud. This is SPF wrestling!

What do you mean you’re leaving now to meet Oswald? Oswald, my Oswald?

Bathers Playing with a Crab: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pierre-Auguste_Renoir_025.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #115 (2/6/10) (November 16, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 13 works by this artist have been used here (14 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the March 13, 2012, strip being its first use (the innumerable hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative). I say innumerable because I can’t count what I no longer have. Sadly, it was a comment I didn’t save before GoComics stopped supporting hyperlinks in comments. I hope at least one that read it back then found it informative. The September 14, 2022, strip is the prior non-repeat by him.

When Beach Blanket Bingo gets out of hand.

“Three Bathers,” 1895

Why don’t ladies frolic like that anymore? What? They didn’t then either? So dorm room pillow fights don’t lead to kissing? WHAT OTHER LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD???

“I said… will you rub some on my BACK!?”

What all men think a girls-only party is like.

you will never see less than at this nude beach, until you add the men.

I will volunteer to put that sunblock lotion on any woman there, anytime, even if it’s not sunny…..

I like what @mabrndt originally put …

My mother told me I would go blind if I kept doing that, so she tried to stop me.

In my younger years as a bartender/waitress, I only saw one fight between 2 women. It was not at all sexy, and it did not appear that either of the combatants would do anything but bite (not kiss1) the other if given the chance! It was vicious fight, and it took about 5 strong guys to pull them apart and get them out of there. Kind of scary at the time.

“What did she looked like naked?”