Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 01, 2022

Someone should be a math major.

Easing around the corner of discovery is, for some, much preferable to full on face plant.

I hear what you’re saying. I need to buy a gun!

4160 weeks is a completely non-cheery thought.

I believe that several in this chat group would not agree that, “80 years is a lifetime”.

It may be Your lifetime, but I don’t plan to quit that soon.

Careful deliberation of advice gets your homework done!

Sign that kid up for law school. Or politics. Or both.

Or, Deliberately understanding advice makes advice easier to ignore.

A journey of a thousand miles may begin with a single step, but I still ain’t walking to Iowa.

Do infants take out the trash?

If you write five two page papers, it ends up as a ten page paper. At least, that’s what I plan to tell my daughter in college about her first 15-20 page paper.

I’m 76 I certainly hope 80 isn’t a lifetime.

Happiness is a Christmas vacation with no book reports to write! – Charles M. Schulz

He knows how many weeks are in 80 years and he’s worried about how many pages of a book he has to read?

They say the way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time; the problem with that is it’ll rot before you’re done…

Not if you keep the rest of it in your freezer.