Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 25, 2022

Beavery respectful of him.

It’s possible…

If he gets inside, there’s gonna be a lot of Christmas trees on their sides. Gnaw, he wooden do that.

I told my nephew when he was little that, sure, Santa uses chimneys to get inside, but it’s not the ONLY way he can, since there are plenty of homes without them.

Let me chew on that for a minute!

Wooden it be nice….

But what if he/she/they identify as a reindeer?

Ted the brown nosed beaver.

In that case, they’ll have to Leave it to Beaver.

Squirrels and racoons work just as well.

Bubba The Red Nosed Beaver?

“Bucky the big, toothed beaver” Has a nice ring to it.

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

I’m disillusioned — I thought he handled those issues using magic. Such a letdown to learn the truth.

Dam it, he’s right!

This might be the old beaver’s last Christmas with Santa…he has become a bit long in the tooth.

I don’t think he thought this through, what’s he gonna do to the Christmas trees.

The never before seen Leave It To Beaver Holiday Special.

nice beaver!