Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for December 03, 2022

Also the fact that you are the majority stockholder’s son.

In the corporate world it’s not what you know, it’s…

Congrats… now go find something to mess up!

The CEO is kind of like the President. (The CEO doesn’t usually know/realize that that’s why he has the position he has.)

republican senator was unavailable.

the Peter Principal strikes again

Or presidents, Senators, and Congress or federal employees

Promoted to the highest level of incompetence

Time to buy an antisocial media company.

A popular trend nowadays…..

if i’d continued stumbling through life as corporate drone some foolish company probably would’ve found a way to put me in charge…

The fall guy is always in demand.

Next step, POTUS!

I couldn’t keep up with production, so they made me a leadperson.