Close to Home by John McPherson for December 07, 2022

He’s good with the larger toys.

Is that Will Ferrell?

Looks like an “Elf” wanna be…though, he will come in handy on the intramural basketball team…

Would not hiring the gent be a BIG mistake? ;D

Fine, but you didn’t have to put him in production. You could have started him out in shipping, packaging, or even livery services.

Pro Shopping Tip: When taking the escalator to the second floor of the mall… always remember that when trying to get back to the first floor, you should look for the one marked “de-escalator”… if you can’t find it, then you’ll have to take de stairs.

(Sorry… just a little humor from your pals at Pro Tips!)

If his work is quality, then not a problem.

Anybody know where Impkins & Patsnozzle are? They’ve been missing for awhile.

He won’t last long on the assembly line…

He can make JUMBO jets

And thus the movie Elf was inspired.

If he’s one of a kind how can it be a class action?

A middle aged white guy threatens with a lawsuit? I thought that group was unprotected and available for target practice!

I dont like this realistic reboot of Elf

Hiring the disabled???

It would not be wise to put that Elf on any Shelf.

Hmmm, none of the elves appears to be from a racial minority. :)

All the cool toys at his fingertips without having to worry about shipping and handling

Well Santa, you left yourself open for a discrimination lawsuit by only hiring elves.

This comic is from 2016. Are all the comic writers taking off for the holidays? Sheesh.

I’m thinking of a mash up with Elf and Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me. Picture if you will, Fat B@stard in place of Buddy. Santa’s staff get’s decimated by an elf-devouring FB!

well, we know which list he’s on