The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for December 10, 2022

OK so she has you on the loophole diet

That’s when he guzzles from the ‘prohibited’ list to settle his stomach.

I went on a salad diet once and gained 10 pounds.

Potato salad, macaroni salad, egg salad, tuna salad, chicken salad, ham salad…

looks like it’s been snowing there guys… time to hibernate and when you wake up you can get back to eating at the landfill…!

I don’t know why I haven’t lost any weight. I’ve added a salad to all of my meals.

Reminds me of “I haven’t slept for seven days, because that would just be too long.”

Will Flora allow you a little fruit with that salad, Gunny?

Meat! Meat!