The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 08, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Goody! When does your heart grow three sizes like his did??

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    GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    His heart would shrink 3 sizes smaller and he would become Grinchier

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    Ahuehuete  almost 2 years ago

    But the Grinch eventually repents, unlike the boss.

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    Kiba65  almost 2 years ago

    There is not a soft spot in the chief!!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Everybody just loves the 1st snow, for about 2 days!

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    saylorgirl  almost 2 years ago

    Go figure!

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    bobwigg761  almost 2 years ago

    Hard to picture the Chief waiting for the Bus, his Limo should be pulling up any time now.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  almost 2 years ago

    Prithee, what do a shamanistic spirit animal and the jolly elf have to do with the birth of G-d’s only begotten Son … destined from the beginning of time to be the Redeemer of mankind?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    or a sheep. Baaaaah humbug

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    CarrollJr   almost 2 years ago

    The Chief needs a near death experience – go ahead Brutus, give him a shove.

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    DEACON FRED  almost 2 years ago

    Mr. “It’s about me”, is right!!

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    which part of the Grinch is he referring to? the one that hates Christmas or the whose?

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    rhpii  almost 2 years ago

    As long as it isn’t the Christmas Goose.

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    Messrs. Sansom nailed this one with the spirit animals selections, though I pondered if Brutus’s totem mightn’t be an elf; ever serving, rarely complaining and under appreciated because he’s the glue that keeps everything together and functioning. But, since elves aren’t animals, I don’t guess that would work.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    He’s a person, not an animal! Chief could be Max.

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Good ole’Brutus Thornapple, ever the dreamer, never the schemer, and un-industrious always.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Not so, Chief. You’d be the head elf in charge of production at the North Pole facility. You wouldn’t be the Grinch, as you value money, and there’s a lot of money to be made at Xmas time.

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    Alan Jones  almost 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Chief is predictable!

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    petermerck  almost 2 years ago

    The bosses mansion is on the bus line? Who knew?

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    I would think that Scrooge, before his epiphany, would be closer to the mark with old Chiefy, although Scrooge isn’t an animal… exactly…

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    Early curmudgeon Grinch?… or later munificent Grinch?

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    Vebblefester waiting for the bus??? He must be seeing how the other four fifths live…

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    djtenltd  almost 2 years ago

    @I’m here for the cookies- Yeah, snow is ALWAYS nice and pretty to look at until you have to get out and shovel it! My landlords mostly do all that but I’m glad I keep myself in good shape because I still like to get out and do a little shoveling. But a lot of older adults don’t realize that shoveling snow is great exercise! But unfortunately many of them get back problems because they don’t exercise. One time I had to let a girlfriend go because she wanted me to constantly be up under her! And she thought I was going to the gym just to meet women!

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Mr. Moneybags taking public transportation? Those pennies he’s pinching gotta be screaming.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 2 years ago

    Grinch fits him.

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    pchemcat  almost 2 years ago

    My Christmas spirit animal is also the Grinch. I am not a fan of the commercialism and gift-giving, never have been even as a kid. To me, if someone means something to you and you see something that you think they would love, give the gift then. A gift “just because I’m thinking of you” is so much more meaningful to me.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Veebs channels his inner Captain Obvious.

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    Buckeye67  almost 2 years ago

    Veeblefester needs to be visited by Scrooge’s three Christmas ghost, but the again, it probably wouldn’t be fair to the ghosts.

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    For those of you who enjoy snow (and ice and particularly black ice), feel free to clean my driveway and street off so I can walk my dog this winter more safely than usual. I am currently in disagreement with condo management regarding my request for handrails on both sides of the porch and the steps down. I would have to pay for whatever goes up, and I offered at least 5 different doctor letters saying I need the dual handrails since one side is always full of random ice and the other side is dangerous as I get to the steps. After that, it’s literally all free-fall.

    I don’t mind Christmas. I mind winter.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You can’t da*n him for his honesty.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Scrooge first came to mind. However, as an animal, No doubt. it’s the Grinch ….

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    Le'Roy Hawkins  almost 2 years ago

    All The Grinch wanted was to be left alone with his dog.

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My spirit animal is a goat.

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