The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 09, 2022

And she got the good manners too.

Hazel? as in the witch or the house maid?

“Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.”

IF Mother Gargoyle got the “good looks,” then Freddie Krueger must be a – “beauty queen!!!”

:-D

Lost for at least twenty-five years

Of course, back in those days there wasn’t much of anything to go around

She’s the beautiful thing I’ve seen in years……..HEY bartender, where’s my whiskey?

I’ll bet she breaks every mirror she comes across.

Mother Gargoyle needs to be drug tested. Or checqued for a brain tumor.

I get the feeling Brutus does not agree with that statement.

My younger brother was introducing you to a friend of his, the friend asked, "Oh, are you the younger better looking brother? I told him, “No, I’m the older better looking brother.”

Wow. What an amazing coincidence! Witch Gargle would have a sister whose name happens to be Witch Hazel.

Of course her family is very near sighted.

Well I guess Hazel had everything you old battle axe. Looks and definitely personality.

Hazel? As in Witch Hazel???

Hazel is just the color of her eyes, her real name is Medusa… ☺

Brutus had better watch what he says next. No comment like, “Wow, she must have been a real dog.” Or, she might retort, as did Clinger (from Mash) to Sgt.Zale, “If my dog had your face, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.”

Witch Hazel is better than Gargle. More useful.

Blah blah blah is right Brutus. I gonna be sick.

Oh Mother Gargoyle, oops… I mean Gargle…you can’t be serious!

Both resemble the witches in The Wizard of Oz…

Did some kid splash water on Hazel or drop a house on her?

Brutus is gonna need sutures on his tongue, from biting it so much.

I love the look an Brutus’ face….so natural.

Please don’t show us what Hazel looks like.

What? She REALLY has lost her marbles.

If you got the looks Mother Gargle, you should be really ashamed at what you did with them.

Classic look. Haha.

yup, i’ll be ma has received many a good long unbelieving look in her time…

Wow! That really paints a picture.☺️

Her sister cracked mirrors and terrified Broom Hilda.

I love how this trip frequently breaks the “4th wall”. :-)

Brutus’s look says it all.

:D

Her sister Witch hazel was a famous for actress. You can see her work in several Bugs bunny cartoons.