Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 13, 2022

I got my own back on my 2 older siblings (I was “unplanned”) I told them I was born to show that my parents got it right 3rd time lucky……..

Cold

When my dad met a very strange friend of mine, he said “her parents should have named her Alice.” I asked why and he said “after one look at her they’d say, ‘Das Ist Alles.’” (Yiddish for, roughly, “that’s enough”).

Unfortunately, it seems that when I learn by my mistakes, it’s only to make different mistakes.

Ha!

Sire, so are you!

Clever saying that Rod’s dad surely had that lesson and paid attention.