Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2022

She made an offer they couldn’t refuse.

Nice ending Wiley

For those celebrating Christmas on Christmas eve, Merry Christmas

The revelations of the thought process

You better watch out, you know what those guys do to horses.

She called their bluff.

Christmas is saved! (I guess.)

May a little Love, Joy, and Peace be delivered along with Hope and the message of Salvation.

Most kids like to get a little ‘moichendize’ on Christmas.

Louie and Tony would make good elves on shelves. Instead of the usual sense of “Be good, or I’ll squeal to Santa,” the parents could tell their children, “Be good, or they’ll break your legs.”

One of my heart-warming Christmas stories. My brother, who enjoyed a beer quite often, came by our house on Christmas Eve in a fantastic Santa outfit. Our three young sons took turns sitting on his lap, telling him what they wanted for Christmas. After he left our home, our middle son said, “Santa smells like Uncle Joe”.

Hey! Y’all! Have a Very Merry from the c-c-cold South!

Jesus’ birth is recorded in the gospels but there is no mention of his birth date or birthday celebrations by his disciples. The Bible focus is on the incarnation, God with us. Noel!

I thought getting ‘moichendize’ was the whole reason she hacked Santa’s database to begin with. I’d have expected her to have been a bit more upset when they said there’d be none.

Maybe Danae gets the season after all. But when did she become a hacker?

One cannot be considered a hero for solving a problem that she herself created.

Have a Blessed and Merry Christmas everybody!

If you are not a true New Yorker, do you understand this verbage?

Makes me think of Utes…. from My cousin VINNY!

Merry Christmas. Danae got the true meaning of Christmas!

John 3:16-171

6 For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God sent the Son into the world, not to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him.

And as the Angels said:

“14 “Glory to God in the highest,and on earth peace among men with whom he is pleased!” (Luke 2:14)

Danae? Wishing each other peace and joy? Uh, is THAT the Christmas miracle????

If wishes were horses beggars would ride, but there would be a whole lot of horses everywhere eating all the grass and manure-Ing the planet. The end of the world as we know it. The horse apocalypse. OMG

And there’s the ransomware angle.

Would you call an elf mob a moblet?

Whew that was close. They almost left a horse’s head at the foot of her bed. Glad they didn’t

Happy Holidays, Wiley………….thanks for keeping us laughing!!

PFT! Like Danae has any idea what love or peace are. She’s dedicated to making sure no-one around her knows peace, and I don’t think she loves anything except maybe herself. Years of reading this strip, and I’m also iffy on if she’s ever experienced joy!

If she broke the database she needs to learn a bit more before she does any cracking.

Merry Christmas to all who observe and happy holidays and best wish’s to those that observe something else!

Thanks for another inspirational year of comix, Mr. Miller. Looking forward to the next.

Is Danae growing a heart? Now that’s a sweet Christmas wish.