Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2022

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    Botulism Bob  almost 2 years ago

    She made an offer they couldn’t refuse.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    Nice ending Wiley

    For those celebrating Christmas on Christmas eve, Merry Christmas

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    Grandma Lea  almost 2 years ago

    The revelations of the thought process

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    You better watch out, you know what those guys do to horses.

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    jvo  almost 2 years ago

    She called their bluff.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Christmas is saved! (I guess.)

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    May a little Love, Joy, and Peace be delivered along with Hope and the message of Salvation.

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    hariseldon59  almost 2 years ago

    Most kids like to get a little ‘moichendize’ on Christmas.

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    LawrenceS  almost 2 years ago

    Louie and Tony would make good elves on shelves. Instead of the usual sense of “Be good, or I’ll squeal to Santa,” the parents could tell their children, “Be good, or they’ll break your legs.”

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    c141starlifter  almost 2 years ago

    One of my heart-warming Christmas stories. My brother, who enjoyed a beer quite often, came by our house on Christmas Eve in a fantastic Santa outfit. Our three young sons took turns sitting on his lap, telling him what they wanted for Christmas. After he left our home, our middle son said, “Santa smells like Uncle Joe”.

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    diverbelle  almost 2 years ago

    Hey! Y’all! Have a Very Merry from the c-c-cold South!

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    MS72  almost 2 years ago

    Jesus’ birth is recorded in the gospels but there is no mention of his birth date or birthday celebrations by his disciples. The Bible focus is on the incarnation, God with us. Noel!

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    I thought getting ‘moichendize’ was the whole reason she hacked Santa’s database to begin with. I’d have expected her to have been a bit more upset when they said there’d be none.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe Danae gets the season after all. But when did she become a hacker?

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    Charles Ransdell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One cannot be considered a hero for solving a problem that she herself created.

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    Have a Blessed and Merry Christmas everybody!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  almost 2 years ago

    If you are not a true New Yorker, do you understand this verbage?

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  almost 2 years ago

    Makes me think of Utes…. from My cousin VINNY!

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    Free or Not? Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Merry Christmas. Danae got the true meaning of Christmas!

    John 3:16-171

    6 For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God sent the Son into the world, not to condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through him.

    And as the Angels said:

    “14 “Glory to God in the highest,and on earth peace among men with whom he is pleased!” (Luke 2:14)

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    Danae? Wishing each other peace and joy? Uh, is THAT the Christmas miracle????

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If wishes were horses beggars would ride, but there would be a whole lot of horses everywhere eating all the grass and manure-Ing the planet. The end of the world as we know it. The horse apocalypse. OMG

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    And there’s the ransomware angle.

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    smgray  almost 2 years ago

    Would you call an elf mob a moblet?

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Whew that was close. They almost left a horse’s head at the foot of her bed. Glad they didn’t

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    Pisces  almost 2 years ago

    Happy Holidays, Wiley………….thanks for keeping us laughing!!

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    adekii  almost 2 years ago

    PFT! Like Danae has any idea what love or peace are. She’s dedicated to making sure no-one around her knows peace, and I don’t think she loves anything except maybe herself. Years of reading this strip, and I’m also iffy on if she’s ever experienced joy!

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    If she broke the database she needs to learn a bit more before she does any cracking.

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    Odd Dog Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Merry Christmas to all who observe and happy holidays and best wish’s to those that observe something else!

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    Mainesailah Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Thanks for another inspirational year of comix, Mr. Miller. Looking forward to the next.

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    yarnm57  almost 2 years ago

    Is Danae growing a heart? Now that’s a sweet Christmas wish.

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    sendelbachvernon34  9 days ago

    Really?? Since when did Danae ever care about those things, as selfish/egomaniac as she is? Maybe KATE

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