Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 10, 2022

If only.

I’m seeing the strip in color today.

Manichaean mothering.

Some things ultimately come down to acting or not acting. You just got to decide which.

He is so …. He’s foaming at the mouth. Yip yip yip yip yip

For being a dunce in class Nerwin sure uses big word. They’re almost as tall as he is. Yip yip yip yip yip

When you try to use an excuse like that, she knows the answer is “no”, Nerwin!

You know, if you aren’t true to your teeth, they will be false to you.

Did he learn that from Pinocchio in regards to where Shrek is?

He needs a step stool, he can’t reach the mirror.

At least Broomy cares for his welfare…

Nerwin looks rabid…I used to fuss about brushing my teeth, until I realized I disliked a trip to the dentist much more than I did brushing my teeth.

“The outcome of certain semi-related circumstances” are no longer pending…

I wonder if he uses the same brush for teeth and body hair…

your excuses were far from valid, Kiddo.

And we’ve seen enough of black and white of late.

You only have to brush the ones that you want to keep

Shut it Nerwin.

Not a chance that your obfuscation would fool Auntie Broom, young troll. You will brush your teeth, or else Auntie will bring down the smack….