Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 17, 2022

Cat apult Poncho, we get it!

Maybe Santa will send you one IKEA-style, Poncho, but a have a few pieces (intentionally) missing.

Haven’t the gang at the café been trying this for years? They should have thought about asking Santa for help a long time ago.

A dog can write cursive but thousands of children will be unable to read it.

Poncho’s a southpaw

Cat a pult

The devil is literally in the details. Though, truth be told, the world could use a good catapult.

Despite the name, medieval siege engines have never been used to pult cats. (Historical)

I like whirled peas too.

Quick, ACME send poncho a bunch of catapult. Yip yip yip yip yip

“Peace through superior fire power”

There are several people I can think of that if we could launch them into the sun it would go a long way towards achieving world peace – at least temporarily.

Pancho’s always working an angle-

Got Carmen fooled! :)

Ask Santa for a new turtleneck sweater for Carmen. We ALL will thank you.

Trebuchet is the correct name. Poncho if you can’t use the correct name for something you can’t have it!

sounds like what my pastor would do