Coming soon to a TV near you for misdemeanors only
“You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers. Would you like to try the bonus round where we flip a coin and if you win you go free but if you lose, we double your sentence”
I suppose it’s about as good as we can expect with the judges today. Now the perp can get his lawsuit lawyer engaged and sue the pants off the victims.
Judge Harry Stone did this one time on Night Court, but he used a double-headed coin to make decisions come out the way he wanted. (never trust a magician)
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
If they have to flip a coin, then not guilty is the correct verdict.
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Another coin toss verdict.
Knightman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Was it heads or tails??? Mistrial!!!
LongWong about 2 years ago
Eno gets picked for jury duty a lot
assrdood about 2 years ago
If you do that during “voir dire”, you will be excused from service. Ask me how I know.
Znox11 about 2 years ago
Coming soon to a TV near you for misdemeanors only
“You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers. Would you like to try the bonus round where we flip a coin and if you win you go free but if you lose, we double your sentence”
gnorth22 Premium Member about 2 years ago
How bad does a jury have to be to pick Eno as a foreman?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I suppose it’s about as good as we can expect with the judges today. Now the perp can get his lawsuit lawyer engaged and sue the pants off the victims.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Juris’im’prudence.
KEA about 2 years ago
Judge Harry Stone did this one time on Night Court, but he used a double-headed coin to make decisions come out the way he wanted. (never trust a magician)
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Well, carefully flippin’ the coin anyway.
randolini Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s amazing how often Eno has jury duty.
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
Kyle Rittenhouse…..isn’t that how they chose the jury ?