Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 27, 2022

Far, far, away…..

collect that esteem Cosmo – umm … need a broom?

Rimshot, please.

Now, that is an insult!

I wonder what her close-up assessment is?

Can’t believe some of the ‘hair-dos’ these lady birds have when birds don’t have hair ! ! ! !

There is a term Cosmo for men who seek punishment, ridicule, and put-downs.

Ouch!

“Not much to look at, nothing to see, but I’ve got a woman crazy for me.”

Reminds me of my favorite line on a TV show Studs: “he was good from a far, but far from a good”

The Prof is an owl, one of the handsomest birds around. QED.

If I’m not wearing my corrective lenses….

Should I ever ask that question of a pretty young thing, I hope I’ll the good sense to stop at “in a way.”

never ask for an explanation – simply let it rest. the ego takes enough punishment without seeking more.

Not only not handsome. But not wealthy either.

Give her our glasses. The blur will help.

Something to say about a person never giving up…

“Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles away.” — Thomas Beecham

You will look better to her Cosmo after you buy her a few drinks.

Cosmo discovers the downside of making a pass!!!

“Don’t suppose you could move to another galaxy, could you?”

This away, that away, up, up and away…as long as Cosmo finds a way to be away.

I feel his pain

That was me 42 years ago!

Good from far but far from good.