But the sock is not on the mantle by the fireplace. In fact there is no fireplace. How will Santa drop down if there is no fireplace & chimney for him to drop through?
It’s so obvious. If it’s never happened before that means the statistical pressure for it to happen now is tremendous. I don’t know why I don’t do better in Vegas.
It will be filled by The Great Pumpkin is Santa misses him. :) OR, better yet, Woodstock will get a double stocking dip. The Count and Countess would like that.
knutdl about 2 years ago
Santa cares about birds https://www.audubon.org/news/how-many-bird-species-does-santa-claus-see-christmas-eve
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Woodstock and Linus are both patrons of lost causes!
mccollunsky about 2 years ago
Woodstock is not just any bird , Santa will want to visit him.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
But the sock is not on the mantle by the fireplace. In fact there is no fireplace. How will Santa drop down if there is no fireplace & chimney for him to drop through?
imagenesis about 2 years ago
If you believe, he will come no matter who you are!
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
What about dogs, Snoopster?
Beaker about 2 years ago
It’s so obvious. If it’s never happened before that means the statistical pressure for it to happen now is tremendous. I don’t know why I don’t do better in Vegas.
PaulAbbott2 about 2 years ago
If any bird should wake up on 12/25 with a filled stocking, it should be Woodstock. He’s one of the best
jagedlo about 2 years ago
Because Woodstock doesn’t see the stocking as empty, but as space available for gifts…
SusieB about 2 years ago
Be his secret Santa , Snoopy
Decepticomic about 2 years ago
He’s earned a visit more than you have.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Stockings are for the birds.
Jimvideo about 2 years ago
May the odds be ever in your favor!
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
It will be filled by The Great Pumpkin is Santa misses him. :) OR, better yet, Woodstock will get a double stocking dip. The Count and Countess would like that.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
In the entire history of the world there is no record of Santa Claus actually filling the stocking of anyone.
mindjob about 2 years ago
Its a gift that Woodstock has never flown into any windmills
billyk75 about 2 years ago
Visiting Woodstock is for the birds.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl about 2 years ago
Birds don’t wear stockings, that’s why.
EnlilEnkiEa about 2 years ago
It probably blew off a laundry line and got caught.
jbruins84341 about 2 years ago
Hang in there, Woodstock!