I dreamed I heard Bob singing Pogo’s Christmas Carol. “Deck us all with Boston, Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo.” But I am deeply concerned that Bob may have died and gone to Philosopher’s Heaven. It’s been too long a time since we have heard from Bob. Did he get Covid? Please, Kevin, say it ain’t so!
allen@home over 1 year ago
He’s been around a lot longer than the other ones Wally.
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
Because no one else will break into your house to leave presents.
kbyrdleroy123 over 1 year ago
One is a mythological magical entity.
papjimbob over 1 year ago
I dreamed I heard Bob singing Pogo’s Christmas Carol. “Deck us all with Boston, Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo.” But I am deeply concerned that Bob may have died and gone to Philosopher’s Heaven. It’s been too long a time since we have heard from Bob. Did he get Covid? Please, Kevin, say it ain’t so!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Santa has the better PR firm, Wally!
Just-me over 1 year ago
Somehow “Grandma got run over by a panel van” doesn’t have quite the same lyrical quality as the other version; lacking in cachet…
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Go figure huh?
Stocky One over 1 year ago
“I’m dreaming of a Fedex Christmas…♫”
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Santa Bezos and his 1.5 million elves are the backbone of year-round joy, not just in December.
wndflower1 over 1 year ago
be sure to say “thank you” to the amazon, ups and fed-ex drivers! AND the mailman (or mail lady)!!
xaingo over 1 year ago
There’s always Please Mr. Postman.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Well the one involves breaking and entering, the others prefer to keep it legal.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] over 1 year ago
UPS – Universal Presents Santa
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
Wheel of Fortune before and after: St. Nick the Greek.