Herman by Jim Unger for December 20, 2022

Good thing he can read and write.

Dogs breed and fight, not read and write.

The Span of Life

The old dog barks backward without getting up.

I can remember when he was a pup.

— Robert Frost

S-o-o-o-o GRRR for the cat? SNRL for the neighbor dog? YAP for the mailman? WAGS for food? Lots of possibilities.

Considering the size of the doghouse and the angle and size of the dog’s foreleg and paw … Does that doghouse have a basement or a sunken floor?

He has a Rathskeller and a pool table down there. His doghouse has the physical characteristics of the Tartis, rather like Snoopy’s was.

Primitive technology. But it works.

I wonder if my German Shepherd would do that. I always tell my 10 YO granddaughter tobark at dogs, etc for him if he is not with us.

But his heart is in the right place…..

A BOW-WOW should have been sufficient! ☺️☺️☺️

I thought the dog was referring to the “lady”.

He’s feeling a little ruff.

This is the time where his bite is much worse than his bark.