Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 14, 2022

you asked, purple suit

Good question, bad timing, Mr Collector.

Sorry, Mr. Debt Collector, but that’s a request that just won’t fly.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny the way our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is flippant with documents is hilarious :o) , my avatar is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? ours should be a little busy with shopping to do, we both are in a good mood and we will stay inside the house because it’s windy outside stay hydrated and keep warm my fav Atkinson DVD is Johnny English reborn keep safe and thanks for caring young lady, kudos for your last blood donation

Figures!!! What else can you expect from him???

Andy knows when to hold em and when to fold em, and when to toss em at the collector…

And ought to have been an engineer!

Mr Capp is sending it air mail. Dilly! Dilly!

Surprising Andy didn’t try to convince Mr. D.C. to talk this over an ale or two at Jack’s place…we know who would end up paying!

When faced with the survival response of “fight or flight”, Andy chose the latter.

The check is in the mail… special delivery.

You cannot blame Andy, never trust a guy in a purple suit.

Andy does have a certain amount of artistry.

He said “Demand for final payment” not “Final demand for payment,” because they will keep asking.

They always get mad when I do that, too. (The origami middle finger really ticks them off.)

Foreclose on his house and put him on the street.

It’s a good thing there’s no debtor’s prison anymore.

Do debt collectors still go out in person?

Love it!

An alternative could be the noise of a shredder “off screen”

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

Today was my last day at my volunteering and I won’t be back in the office until 4th January now. I gave out my Xmas cards to everyone.

It’s my birthday on Friday. Another year older but still not wiser. I’m almost 2 years away from the 30 club! A friend of mine turned 30 last month and my other friend is turning 30 next year in September. They are both older than me. I’ve just been to my friend’s house this evening. The one that turned 30 last month.

I now have a new bed. It arrived shortly after I left the house and it was waiting for me when I got home. Bliss!

I’m at the carvery next week on the 21st but I will not be getting £10 off this time because I used my points to redeem a Google Play gift voucher. I plan to use my birthday money for that.

I’m looking forward to finding out where my blood donation goes. I have no idea whether I’ll find out if my plasma will be used for medicine or not. It’s a brand new thing here in the UK because we had to import it from America. I found an article if anybody would care to read:

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ban-lifted-to-allow-uk-blood-plasma-to-be-used-for-life-saving-treatments

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

Could be worse. He could have used it as toilet paper.

You sure this is your FINAL demand? Great, thanks for dropping by!