Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 19, 2022

The full Monty

He should have tied it down well, not good.

“Trust me”? Someone once told me that’s Yiddish for something…

This guy must be related to Monty.

Famous last words.

That’s why she’s asking. She clearly doesn’t.

“What did you tie it down with?”

The sad part is that he hasn’t even left the parking lot yet.

I trust you as much as my moms youngest dog… and I don’t trust him very much at all.

I have kayaks that I tie down. I’ve never had one fly off. but putting 20 tie down straps on 1 kayak takes time.

I make it easy on the scout tree lot and drive a pickup. No need to wrap it. Just load it in the back, lift the tailgate, and drive at a reasonable speed.

He should have a pickup truck for that job. It’s an excuse, right? But, I see videos of IDIOTS driving on interstates losing their unsecured loads, nearly every day.

She doesn’t…

Along with “hold my beer”.

This is exactly why I always use ratchet straps.

Ratchet Straps. Secures your lumber load and keeps grandma where you put her. Ratchet Straps.

This is the same guy who is always saying, “Hold my beer.”

He forgot to say “that isn’t going anywhere!”