Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 08, 2023

for that matter, where do you get that kind of alarm, for your fridge?!

You get what paid for? Or does the refrigerator has a AI program what is evil?

Sorry, Ralph, but a door is a door; a door is not a jar. A jar is a jar.

Ralph, it does that so you’ll get a little exercise.

Well while your down there Ralph. Grab another whatever you were eating out of the fridge. No sense wasting the trip.

Just an excuse to return for one more bite.

It’s a smart fridge, making sure you exercise to offset that treat you just ate ;)

Mine is so soft that if I were in another room, I wouldn’t hear it. I don’t get why they can’t make them louder!!

How does a door become a jar?

Didn’t know that was a thing these days, but then, ours is 30 years old. Same with the washer and dryer. We bought high-end models when we bought the house and they’re all still working perfectly.

Whether our next refrigerator has an alarm or not, it will NOT have an internet connection.

Don’t complain, it’s probably the only exercise you get.

Did he wash his hands or make the bannister sticky?

It should have an alarm when you open it.

My Whirlpool fridge dings regularly, even when the door is completely closed. I’ve tried cleaning the seals and the outer edges, but it will start to ding for about a half an hour, then quit for a while.