Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 27, 2022

Feeding her a line

He was a cute hep cat.

Well … that’s nice. Mom must really like Dad (and cats). Otherwise she would have said “No. That’s how your dad ended up here.”

Object lesson!

That’s how we got Jett our black cat. She is such a sweet cat, too. Her and my avatar get along so well. They chase each other thru the house, wrestle and sleep together. We were so lucky,

See comment by Olddog04. He and I think alike!

They do say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach..

Mom, cute cat just bit me twice…

so, you’re saying it’s a mistake?

ROTFLMFAO

So, the lady did it with the back-door man? “I am a back door man / Well, the men don’t know / But the little girls understand / When everybody’s tryin’ to sleep / I’m somewhere making my midnight creep”