Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 22, 2022

Hey! It’s called, “Making the game more fair”!

In sports, it’s what one is from a medical standpoint that matters.

for sure Dakota picked on Phoebe after that glue/glitter-rolling fiasco

So are lights.

For some reason, I remember “she blinded me with science” by Thomas Dolby.

You asked for more shiny things when you were fighting that peacock marigold. I say the glue and glitter is fair game.

What about metaphorical sparkling?

I guess Elmer’s Glue will be banned in sports now as a performance enhancing substance!

The song “Blinded by the Light” suddenly is heard!

Marigold: [wants to make Christmas all about her; Marigoldmas]

Bob and Larry: “Allow us to introduce ourselves. I’m Bob the Tomato, and I’m Larry the Cucumber.”

Unicorns and glitter! — Flo from Progressive Insurance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUAkb1sDQek

Elmer’s glue: The steroids of the unicorn world.

Potato, potahto.