Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 23, 2022

Just mail them, Frank. See what happens. There’s no discount.

Call them New Years cards, and you are all set.

Technically, yes!

And don’t forget to buy extra stamps! In the US, postage goes up January 1st.

Nope. We can guarantee you they’ll arrive after the holidays.

Depends on the “holiday”, I guess.

The mysterious, shall remain nameless one happening between today and Monday? Yeah, not gonna make it in time.

well, Frank, it depends, “Does this parcel contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable, or potentially hazardous, including lithium batteries and perfume?”

USPS has no qualms about being late. Asked for flag stamps at counter. None available. USPS out of stamps Go figure. Ordered several sheets in mid Nov. Nothing for a month. Called local office and was told to file a complaint. Planned that for after holidays. Purely coincidentally, stamps arrived 5 weeks late to the day. Seems they got to Kansas and ran out of ‘gas.’

My hair dresser (beautician???) sends all her cards and presents in July. Then she has no stress at Christmas.

Frank, you’ve parked on the drive way.

“Next window, please.”

[CLOSED]

Last year my UPS package Connecticut to Massachusetts and stuff mailed in New England, for the Mid-West or with-in New England, got dumped thru USPS Peach-Tree Atlanta, Georgia. UPS claimed it was a mistake on my package, but mistakes all over New England to the south?

Just mail them for next year and they’ll be right on schedule…

Better late than never

When’s Orthodox Christmas this year?

For a surcharge we can guarantee they will be late.

There’s still 367 days until Christmas!

Mail them and stop over-thinking it!

Are carrier pigeons no longer a thing?

Ravens then?

Since Christmas BEGINS on December 25 and END January 5 (the 12th day of Christmas), mailing cards on the 23rd will get them to the recipients in exactly the season.