Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 19, 2022

Water you looking at?

Just don’t drink him!!!

He got really steamed up about it.

So they captured the steam and turned it back into water.

A five cent package makes two quarts of the Kool Ade Guy…

Maybe they tried to cremate him. If he was actually cremated (burned/oxidized), he would be “converted” to Hydrogen Peroxide (which should/would have a bluish tint)

And when he was done you could hear the kettle whistle.

I thought snowpeople re-incarnate.

It was done at a Cremora-torium.

And a bit evaporated as well.

It’s where all snowmen go to their final resting place….

It was a steamy funeral.

Can’t be cremated, he’d have to be boiled.

At least he’s hydrated now.

He mentioned in his will that he wanted to lie in state, he just didn’t specify which state (of matter).

Between 2 plants is not the best idea- what if someone comes along and decides to water them?

Logical.

folks always said henry was a tall glass o’ water…