Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 22, 2022

He’s a squirrel i’m a dog. It’s what we do.

and the postman is next

That’s rodent profiling.

and what do squirrels say when they see a dog?

aw this is nuts

Some squirrels just are very cooperative. Check out today’s Bliss:

https://www.gocomics.com/bliss/2022/12/22

People in Chicago have the same mentality about voting.

Squirrels tend to got for the nuts a lot and cars soo….

Sounds good to me.

He took a bite out of crime.

anyone ever tell dogs they should pick on something their own size?

The defendant is the suspected leader of a burglary ring hitting bird feeders in the area.