Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2022

An opportunity for Aaron to put some of the skills he learned in prison to use.

A red flagged freshman rather than red shirted.

Seems like most football players need a parole officer eventually.

“Sport, sport, masculine sport / Equips a young man for Society.”

Kipling and The Bonzos (or The Firesign Theatre) answer most of Life’s Big Riddles.

Parole officers are paid to be involved. Fathers, not so much.

After school he’ll go to the pros. Then retire to his ranch in Montana

Sometimes I think it’s just about that bad.

Duke and The Washington Redskins pre-dated this.

In today’s world, they wouldn’t even look at that aspect of a player.

I thought most successful college football players, that didn’t make the NFL, went on to selling cars or coaching high school football.

And there it is …

Mark Duper’s still an example — how NOT to handle your NFL money