Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 28, 2022

I bet Kim Cressly will somehow win in Monopoly

Honestly, I’d like to see how this plays out. I feel like Kim will start playing the game wrong, but Nate would be too intimidated to tell her.

5/10 We haven’t gotten to the game yet and it’s Wednesday, so this is the highest I can give it.

Should we get grateful it’s not The Game of Life? It involves a marriage space which you cannot skip.

I’ve seen players put the squeeze on their poor opponents, but this is ridiculous.

The Game of Love …NOT!

I don’t know what goes inside Kim’s head that would make her think a game named after a banking term involves hugging.

2.5/10 Awful, this is the third day and they haven’t moved a piece yet. Also, harrasment.

Kim is a predator.

Imagine how different people would treat this if the genders were reversed

….I’m betting that she, like Artur, has played Monopoly “many times”…….

Opportunity missed for a funny movie reference. He should have said “There’s no hugging in Monopoly."

There can’t be a single strip with Kim without hugging or choking apparently.

Oh, it’s time for sexual harassment again.

Maybe after I get paid for my houses.

That’s actually a great idea for making Monopoly less boring.

Oh my f****** God. That’s what I said when I read this.

Strip rating: 1/10 Ive always hated Kim, and this is going NOWHERE!

A smart man knows when to compromise…..

RUN!

Nate would get a restraining order, but Kim would assume it’s an order to restrain him.

Everyone who despises Kim and wishes she never existed in Big Nate.

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idk man ive never liked kim

Monopoly: Kim Cressly Edition