Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 28, 2022

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Then go for it.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s good to have a retirement plan.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Homer Simpson, “God, is it true you know everything?”

    God, “Yes.”

    “When am I going to die?”

    “I shouldn’t tell you that.”

    “Come on, I really want to know.”

    “Can’t you want six months?”

    “No, I wanta know now.”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t want to know. It is what it is!

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    If his IC is any good at all, then he can rest content that his family – and probably his IC – will be able to live well on his ‘remains.’

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    The bitcoins made no cents.

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    formathe  almost 2 years ago

    If that is how it works I’m good until I’m 104.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    It seems like his nest egg has cracked and he lost all his yolk.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Now that’s a moldy oldie.

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