Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 04, 2023

Now that’s true love.

I’m not sure even John McClane would do that!

Is this a fact or are you proposing?

And I’ll go to Yankee Candle with you to browse..for 5 minutes.

Marry her, have children and that WILL happen.

LEGO, not Legos (as my son would say)

Ouch!

But how far and how many legos? The true test.

my daughter complained about that at Christmas, all I could think of was Mother’s Revenge. The McDonald happy meal toys were just as bad as legos

Obviously, he has never stepped on or walked on leg bricks!!!

He’s willing to sacrifice his sole for his new soulmate.

Obviously they both have children, because only someone who has them would think of that, and only someone who has them would appreciate the sentiment.