Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 17, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Butt what if I don’t like celery?

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t recognize the dialogue but the score is ticky tick pitta pat tootootootoo titty bum bum bum bum.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    Now that’s really putting your butt on the line.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    … and some people say they don’t understand Frog Applause.

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    She’s enjoying a sitz bath in the trough. You know you’re up country now.

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    Can a #2 pencil have lead that color? …I guess it just refers to the hardness, huh?

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    Radish...   almost 2 years ago

    Chickin lickin good!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Celery … it makes for great stalker movies …!

    ( Vlad made me do it )

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    This cracks me up ‼️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Queen Chicken wheelbarrowing down the driveway! ☺️☺️☺️

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Scribbling in #2 pencil has the rantings of a mad tree….‼️

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

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    …you can sit in any section at Indy! BABY!….

    …be in a classroom…

    …and you can project back…

    …the prof can see you in the back…

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Today I learned I never knew how much a row of butts looks like molars. You need those to chew celery. A chorus of number two’s. Chuga-chuga, chew-chew. It’s not each and everything, but it is each and something. The OG hot pocket.

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Riddle me this. Is it easier to get your ducks in a row, or butts in a chorus? Both are quite satisfying and make me feel as if all is right with the world. Cheers, this butts for you!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …a professor got fired for imaging his students nude when he talked…

    …three girl students and one male came forward saying that they felt violated…

    …the Professor claimed that he never felt any of his students…

    …it was just a mind trick to get himself to feel more comfortable in public speaking…

    …girl victim…

    …when he said this …

    …covered her ears with her hands and yelled…

    …make him stop…

    …pretty much settled things…

    …I said before taking a big bite out of my Subway sandwich…

    …whatever happed to him?….

    …gushed Alice feigning interest…

    …I looked to see where best to attack my sandwich…

    … I licked my fingers delaying my decision…

    ….I don’t know…

    ….I heard he became a commentator of something called , Frog Applause…

    …Oh, sighed, Alice…

    ….she also liked, Frog Applause…

    …never heard of it…

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Seems to me that a celery slide show would have as much action.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

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    painedsmile  almost 2 years ago

    Quadmoon tonight!

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    I’m listening carefully, but not doing .222222222 good at fulfilling the checklist. Indeed, while wishing I may be, I am having no queen whatsoever, chicken or not, in my pocket (unless she got left in the other pants). Finally and emphatically, I don’t even know of any celery movies! But I do like eating the green stuff, even at your outdoors nudist sit-in cinema….

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    Radish...   almost 2 years ago

    The celery stalks at midnight.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 2 years ago

    Shoot baby cakes, peanut butter and celery makes me want it no meat or cheese.

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    lawguy05  almost 2 years ago

    Nice booties!

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