Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Followed by the brandy brunch

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    Potamus  almost 2 years ago

    Dining out with a football. It would be an interesting world if everyone carried around something highly visible representing what they do for a living.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    Until the day when a lady met this fellow…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Who really cares!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Ahh..and add the check to Belicheck’s account.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    He seems so sad and lonely…he must miss Gisele a whole Bundchen.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Waiter: “Would you like to run up a tab, Tom?”

    Tom:“No thanks, I’ll pass.”

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    That’s hysterical…

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    gcarlson  almost 2 years ago

    Have long asked and answered, “What would you call it if Clyde Beatty’s lions ate him midmorning? The Beatty Brunch.”

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    gcarlson  almost 2 years ago

    There’s a segment of the Hoop-De-Doo Revue at Walt Disney World in which three roving cast members ask guests where they’re from, and the other three answer with a rhyme about it. For a family from Massachusetts a couple times ago it was “Oh, you’re here and we’re elated, / But your footballs are deflated.”

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    if auntie acid joins him for the meal she’ll order her usual – batty brunch…

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

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