Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 29, 2022

Reggie ♡ Britney the Russian borzoi

Hope she doesn’t decide to sit down all of a sudden Reggie.

He was always a social climber.

Where does he plan to put that ladder???!!!

From the Canine Sutra

C’mon! Get up and boogie! It’s Reggie Time! Ladder feel beloved!

I had a friend whose wife ‘helped’ a small male dog with his mounting a much larger female dog. The lady had a lot of compassion!

It’s ♪♫ Little Gomez! ♪♫

https://youtu.be/G6uYjThKYBo

whatever it takes to get some a-s-s

Reggie might have a Napoleon complex.

He going to at least sniff her out

My little, short (female) Chi-Rat Terrier mix loves the big ones, like Dobermans or Lab mixes. She’s been spayed. Just mutual admiration, I suppose.

A regular Casanunda.

Reggie you, uh….dog you

The Little Dog That COULD.

Where is the down vote button? I give this -10.

She was a really Great Dane.

Go for it, Reggie!!

A friend in high school was vertically challenged, about 5’ 4", his girlfriend about 6’0". One night in a restaurant as he had gone to the Gent’s she was asked by the lady at the next table if the height differential bothered her. “Makes no difference when we’re horizontal” was her reported reply. They have been married for almost 40 years.

Related to Clifford?

When he reaches the top of the ladder, that’s when the pressure really starts mounting.

Stairway to Heaven has a new meaning.

He is going to the dark side of the mooning