Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 22, 2023

Is that what that means?

See? Skills you learned in school do come in handy in real life.

I can’t wait until they start brainstorming, that sounds like it would be pretty awesome.

Do NOT accept his offer to “shoot the breeze” with you

PTUI…

Career day featuring Howard Wolowitz

my older daughter said it wrong once so ever since then,, when we work out stuff, we are “speed balling” and yes I know what THAT is.

In the fifth grade I learned there is a bit of science involved in fashioning the wade and the choice of straw, as well as the force to aim and launch the payload. And the repercussions,,, even when you get it just right.

This is the most unsanitary strip I’ve seen all day.

Interesting. My first encounter with that expression. Where is it common?

and he wasn’t kidding‼️☺️☺️

It salivary gross, but it does occasionally produce ideas.

later, he’ll swap spit with his gal…

I told my son to stay out of the board room…