Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 07, 2023

I can’t imagine why either. . .

What does a 100 pound parrot say? Polly want a cracker, NOW.

What is the Latin medical term for “parrot tendinitis”?

Psatticus tendonitis

Just don’t let the bird nibble on your ear. You’ve already got an eye patch and a peg leg. The hook for a hand thing happen soon because of big Perching Parrot punctures on your fingers.

Bird needs to go on a diet stat

Swabbing the deck after that thing goes is a team effort.

I wonder why you still have a head. I’ve heard parrots bite the heads off smaller birds.

That bird doesn’t get avian flu, avian flu gets that bird.

By the looks of that bird, be glad it’s just sore shoulder.

When his parrot died, it was a big weight off his shoulders

Prolly Polly pain

The parrot that ate the crew…

the parrot’s nickname is “tiny”…