Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 02, 2023

So do the wheels on that thing, jeez…

Horses like to do things, they get bored. They’ll unscrew a light bulb or turn on the water, just for kicks

Henry is such a drag on the coach.

That poor horse is going to be glue soon.

The Wizard doesn’t seem to mind, He obviously loves Henry’s company.

Is Henry too fat to fly now?

There better be a nice reward for that horse when the ride’s over!

Why the horse driven coach? The dragon can fly and surely the Wiz has a broom, somewhere? Or, maybe he’s forgotten all his training from Hogwarts.

I see the new-fangled rubber wooden wheel never caught on—-(or is that a wood rubber wheel?)

The key is proper weight distribution. center the load between the wheels.

This is something that a lot of pickup drivers need to learn.

It takes quite a bit of horsepower to move magical and mystical powers around the kingdom. I’m thinking there may be some algebra in this somewhere.

On the flat, shouldn’t even be a problem. except for the cartoon wheels.

He thinks he can…but he can’t‼️☺️

the slobber down the side must be awful

It’s harder when the cart has a flat.

The danger of being the horse in a one-horse town….or kingdom.

That poor horse.

Maybe next time, let Henry pull and the horse ride ……………… BTW Wizard, don’t you have a spell that would lighten the wagon ………… just a thought ……… :)

What horse wouldn’t?….

When you have wings and never want to use them.