Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 19, 2023

They are all morons compared to Alex.

Wait until you go bankrupt paying all that tuition

And what was he saying about life being a journey and not a competition, hmm?

Taylor came to the reunion aiming to school everyone on how to be as successful as he is.

“I have a wife. And four horses.”“I have a horse, and four wives.”I’ll let someone else post the movie reference.

Mike could have had four kids, but somehow getting Kim pregnant wasn’t on his “to-do” list. It’s not like she wasn’t willing either.

Panel Four rewrite: I have four girls by four wives living in four countries that have government officials who can be bribed with four million dollars to forego my polygamy. The wives are going to Stanford and the girls are going to Harvard.

Someone has been reading One-Upmanship by Stephen Potter …

Taylor Bateman; another alias for George Santos?

so he doesn’t want his daughters to get the same education he did? it seems to have worked for him

“Invent nothing. Deny nothing. Stand up. Speak up. Stay out of school.”—David Mamet. I’m with Mamet.

Brown University is just as good.

Marjorie Taylor-Greene on House Investigative Committee.

One-way bus tickets to Canada soar

Mike also has a gorgeous intelligent wife that is years younger than him. Haha!

How successful can he be – I only remember him being in this arc. No repeat business.

If you want to feel superior, or at least adiquate, don’t attend your college renunion, go for the high school. Odds are in your favor that you are not at the bottom. And if you are, just shoot yourself.

Yeah, well, Mike’s is headed for highest honors at MIT.

Me thinks he’s actually a B. Shite artist.