Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 30, 2023

“You don’t have any siblings as long as they don’t find me.”

Don’t worry, Earl, Duke only has the “lonely” part covered, and even back then he was just younger.

Earl, as I recall you were an accident. If you get your DNA profile, who knows how many sibs will turn up.

Wherever you go, you came from somewhere.

“None that I know of, Son.”

Wait until he wins the lottery, then his siblings will come forward

“People” get pregnant? Revisionist cartooning.

Rich? Charismatic? Yeah, right.

Probably, Earl. Probably.

Power corrupts. Give enough of it to young people who don’t have the maturity to deal with it just because they can play a children’s game well, and take away any sort of supervision, and here we are.

Sex responsibly

Hmm…Duke worked for Trump, and there’s a Trump kid named Baron…

It’s not the job of Charles Barkley or Duke to be role models.

In today’s times (long after this cartoon was originally released) the kid only has to do a genetic search to find the answer to his question… and he doesn’t have to pay attention to his Dad’s denials…

None of Duke’s previous partners can remember the Night, let alone who she spent it with.

Neither does Duke because he slipped into the same kind of pills into both drinks.